Does anyone understand this?

“And in spite of we already won over three million pounds’ value of townswoman give birth to each year, I am bloody stinging to won over more to assistance the Island’s producers and nest egg despite that mangle more.’ No, me neither. But it claims to be a Shoprite blog and is talking about the IoM, albeit in Yoda gibberish. Anyone know why a Spanish blog site has randomly translated this? And who are these townswomen laying the golden eggs?