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DOUGLAS police are searching for a stolen car. The silver Skoda Fabia car was taken from the Villa Marina car park in Douglas at some time between 8.40pm on Saturday, September 4, and 2.25am the following morning. The car’s registration number is FMN 533 P.
I mention this because it is inconceivable to Americans that a stolen car would be newsworthy and secondly, because it begs the question, who is stupid enough to steal a car on a small island?